Hot Mormons

Hot back in the a 1970s kind of way

Here’s the best overheard snippet of real-life dialogue I’ve heard in a while.

“I’m not going to join a fucking religion just because they have hot chicks.  They’d lock me up in some temple and you’d never see me again.”

So sayeth the maintainance man from my apartment complex to his co-worker as a gaggle of young Mormon missionaries drives away in a minivan. 

I have to say, I’m not convinced he was in danger of being made a Latter Day Sex Slave.  Nonetheless, I can’t fault his logic.  Joining a religion in hopes of nailing a cute college-aged girl is probably a bad idea, especially if you’re a married middle-aged maintenance man with very dirty fingernails.

On the other hand, there’s this:

Hot Mormon Muffins

Get your “Hot Mormon Muffins” Calendar at their website.

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2 Responses to Hot Mormons

  1. Meghan says:

    🙂 Magical. Mormons are not only hot, but most play an instrument, and have fancy underwear:)

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